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July 13, 2009
Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.



Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…

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galat sangat

July 13, 2009
Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye thay.



Husband: Kya bataoon, sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.


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Kabristan

July 13, 2009
Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.



Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!


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galti

July 13, 2009
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?



Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.


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hot

July 13, 2009
Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha. 

Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”



Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”
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Time to see girls

June 27, 2009
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kar aurto(Lady) ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
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Santa + Boss Wife

June 27, 2009
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:

"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later santa sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"


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